Episode guide
Two and a Half Men: Season 9
24 episodes · premiered Sep 19, 2011
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
- Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Sep 19, 2011 · 21m Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
- Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes Sep 26, 2011 · 21m Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.
- Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food Oct 3, 2011 · 20m Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
- Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers Oct 10, 2011 · 21m Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
- Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Oct 17, 2011 · 20m Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.
- Episode 6: The Squat and Hover Oct 24, 2011 · 21m Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
- Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Oct 31, 2011 · 19m Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
- Episode 8: Thank You for the Intercourse Nov 7, 2011 · 21m When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.
- Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots Nov 14, 2011 · 21m Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
- Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Nov 21, 2011 · 21m Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.
- Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip Dec 5, 2011 · 20m Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.
- Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! Dec 12, 2011 · 21m Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.
- Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jan 2, 2012 · 20m Walden's ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.
- Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo Jan 16, 2012 · 20m Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
- Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Feb 6, 2012 · 21m Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
- Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Feb 13, 2012 · 20m Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.
- Episode 17: Not in My Mouth! Feb 20, 2012 · 19m Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
- Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis Feb 27, 2012 · 21m Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
- Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech Mar 19, 2012 · 21m Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
- Episode 20: Grandma's Pie Apr 9, 2012 · 21m Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.
- Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says "Yes" Apr 16, 2012 · 21m Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey
- Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women Apr 30, 2012 · 21m Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.
- Episode 23: The Straw in My Donut Hole May 7, 2012 · 21m Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.
- Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May 14, 2012 · 21m Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.