Episode guide
Two and a Half Men: Season 7
22 episodes · premiered Sep 21, 2009
Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.
- Episode 1: 818-JKLPUZO Sep 21, 2009 · 21m Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
- Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation Sep 28, 2009 · 20m When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
- Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum. Oct 5, 2009 · 19m Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
- Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Oct 12, 2009 · 20m Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
- Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child Oct 19, 2009 · 21m Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
- Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb Nov 2, 2009 · 20m Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
- Episode 7: Untainted by Filth Nov 9, 2009 · 22m Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
- Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Nov 16, 2009 · 20m While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
- Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Nov 23, 2009 · 21m While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
- Episode 10: That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" Dec 7, 2009 · 20m Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
- Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty Dec 14, 2009 · 19m Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.
- Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jan 11, 2010 · 22m Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
- Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps! Jan 18, 2010 · 20m Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.
- Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For Feb 1, 2010 · 21m Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
- Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Feb 8, 2010 · 22m Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
- Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess Mar 1, 2010 · 21m Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
- Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache Mar 8, 2010 · 21m Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
- Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day Mar 22, 2010 · 21m Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
- Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Apr 12, 2010 · 18m Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
- Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo May 10, 2010 · 21m Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
- Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey May 17, 2010 · 21m Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
- Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well May 24, 2010 · 21m Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.