Episode guide
Two and a Half Men: Season 11
22 episodes · premiered Sep 26, 2013
When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.
- Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang Sep 26, 2013 · 21m Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
- Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Oct 3, 2013 · 21m Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty.
- Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit Oct 10, 2013 · 22m Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she…
- Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Oct 17, 2013 · 21m Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny…
- Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Oct 24, 2013 · 21m Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
- Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Nov 7, 2013 · 21m When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
- Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Nov 14, 2013 · 21m Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
- Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Nov 21, 2013 · 21m Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose's help.
- Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Dec 5, 2013 · 21m Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
- Episode 10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! Dec 12, 2013 · 21m Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
- Episode 11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts Jan 2, 2014 · 21m Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
- Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Jan 9, 2014 · 21m Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
- Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court Jan 30, 2014 · 21m Marty Pepper proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
- Episode 14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe Feb 6, 2014 · 21m Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
- Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Feb 27, 2014 · 21m Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
- Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Mar 6, 2014 · 21m Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen.
- Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake Mar 13, 2014 · 21m Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
- Episode 18: West Side Story Apr 3, 2014 · 21m Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house.
- Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Apr 10, 2014 · 22m After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian.
- Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Apr 24, 2014 · 21m Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
- Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot May 1, 2014 · 21m Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
- Episode 22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead May 8, 2014 · 21m Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.