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Two and a Half Men: Season 5

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19 episodes · premiered Sep 24, 2007

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

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  1. Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Sep 24, 2007 · 20m Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
  2. Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon Oct 1, 2007 · 22m Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
  3. Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Oct 8, 2007 · 21m Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends…
  4. Episode 4: City of Great Racks Oct 15, 2007 · 22m Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
  5. Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Oct 22, 2007 · 22m Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
  6. Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail Oct 29, 2007 · 21m Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
  7. Episode 7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Nov 5, 2007 · 20m After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
  8. Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Nov 12, 2007 · 20m Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
  9. Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Nov 19, 2007 · 20m Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
  10. Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia Nov 26, 2007 · 22m Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
  11. Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander Mar 17, 2008 · 22m When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
  12. Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Mar 24, 2008 · 22m Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
  13. Episode 13: The Soil Is Moist Mar 31, 2008 · 20m Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
  14. Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time Apr 14, 2008 · 22m Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
  15. Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction Apr 21, 2008 · 21m Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
  16. Episode 16: Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty Apr 28, 2008 · 22m Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
  17. Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer May 5, 2008 · 21m CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
  18. Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk May 12, 2008 · 21m Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
  19. Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper May 19, 2008 · 22m When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.