Episode guide
Two and a Half Men: Season 8
16 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2010
Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.
- Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Sep 20, 2010 · 21m When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
- Episode 2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Sep 27, 2010 · 21m Charlie is willing to do anything for Alan to accept Lyndsey's offer to move in with her.
- Episode 3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus Oct 4, 2010 · 21m After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
- Episode 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Oct 11, 2010 · 21m Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
- Episode 5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Oct 18, 2010 · 21m Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
- Episode 6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger Oct 25, 2010 · 21m Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
- Episode 7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette Nov 1, 2010 · 19m Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
- Episode 8: Springtime on a Stick Nov 8, 2010 · 21m Charlie and Alan try to set up Evelyn with Russell the pharmacist.
- Episode 9: A Good Time in Central Africa Nov 15, 2010 · 21m When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement. Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
- Episode 10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Nov 22, 2010 · 19m When Charlie's ex-girlfriend Courtney is released from prison, he treats her to the good life despite her having been in prison for conning him.
- Episode 11: Dead from the Waist Down Dec 6, 2010 · 21m Alan goes to great lengths to be able to get Lyndsey a nice birthday present.
- Episode 12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Dec 13, 2010 · 21m Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
- Episode 13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jan 3, 2011 · 21m Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
- Episode 14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jan 17, 2011 · 21m Obsessed and believing her to be married, Charlie starts stalking Rose. Jake and Eldridge start taping themselves doing Jackass-style stunts.
- Episode 15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Feb 7, 2011 · 21m While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
- Episode 16: That Darn Priest Feb 14, 2011 · 19m Rose and Alan discover each other's secrets. Meanwhile, Charlie's desperate to get some time alone with Rose.