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Two and a Half Men: Season 2

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24 episodes · premiered Sep 20, 2004

Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

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  1. Episode 1: Back Off, Mary Poppins Sep 20, 2004 · 30m Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  2. Episode 2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Sep 27, 2004 · 30m Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  3. Episode 3: A Bag Full of Jawea Oct 4, 2004 · 30m Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
  4. Episode 4: Go Get Mommy's Bra Oct 11, 2004 · 21m Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince…
  5. Episode 5: Bad News from the Clinic? Oct 18, 2004 · 21m Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
  6. Episode 6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Oct 25, 2004 · 21m Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
  7. Episode 7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Nov 8, 2004 · 21m Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
  8. Episode 8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Nov 15, 2004 · 21m Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to…
  9. Episode 9: Yes, Monsignor Nov 22, 2004 · 22m When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and…
  10. Episode 10: The Salmon Under My Sweater Nov 29, 2004 · 21m Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about…
  11. Episode 11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Dec 13, 2004 · 21m After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends…
  12. Episode 12: A Lungful of Alan Jan 3, 2005 · 21m Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
  13. Episode 13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) Jan 17, 2005 · 20m After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie…
  14. Episode 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jan 31, 2005 · 21m The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When…
  15. Episode 15: Smell the Umbrella Stand Feb 7, 2005 · 21m Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
  16. Episode 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? Feb 14, 2005 · 21m When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan…
  17. Episode 17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Feb 21, 2005 · 21m After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history…
  18. Episode 18: It Was 'Mame', Mom Mar 7, 2005 · 21m Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela…
  19. Episode 19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Mar 21, 2005 · 21m After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her…
  20. Episode 20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Apr 18, 2005 · 21m Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
  21. Episode 21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May 2, 2005 · 21m Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is…
  22. Episode 22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May 9, 2005 · 21m Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind…
  23. Episode 23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May 16, 2005 · 20m Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after…
  24. Episode 24: Does This Smell Funny to You? May 23, 2005 · 20m Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.