Episode guide
South Park: Season 9
14 episodes · premiered Mar 9, 2005
Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they deal with the perceived dangers of global warming, a certain actor's sexuality is questioned, and the Pope arrives to witness a religious miracle. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
- Episode 1: Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mar 9, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too…
- Episode 2: Die Hippie, Die Mar 16, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.3 Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
- Episode 3: Wing Mar 23, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him…
- Episode 4: Best Friends Forever Mar 30, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.3 Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?
- Episode 5: The Losing Edge Apr 6, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
- Episode 6: The Death of Eric Cartman Apr 13, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.3 Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting…
- Episode 7: Erection Day Apr 20, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys…
- Episode 8: Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Oct 19, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.1 A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive…
- Episode 9: Marjorine Oct 26, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.6 The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a…
- Episode 10: Follow That Egg Nov 2, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs…
- Episode 11: Ginger Kids Nov 9, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.6 Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all…
- Episode 12: Trapped in the Closet Nov 16, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s…
- Episode 13: Free Willzyx Nov 30, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark…
- Episode 14: Bloody Mary Dec 7, 2005 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to…