Episode guide
South Park: Season 3
17 episodes · premiered Apr 7, 1999
Return to everyone’s favorite mountain town for seventeen outrageously bizarre episodes of South Park. Along the way, you’ll meet the Succubus, get caught up in the Chinpokomon frenzy and find out why citizens are spontaneously combusting.
- Episode 1: Rainforest Shmainforest Apr 7, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by forcing them to join the "Getting Gay With Kids" choir. The choir is going to Costa Rica to help save the rainforest. While on a tour of the rainforest the…
- Episode 2: Spontaneous Combustion Apr 14, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Kenny spontaneously combusts. The mayor asks Randy Marsh to find a solution. The boys try to help Kyle's dad to get an erection. One way they think they can help is by performing the…
- Episode 3: The Succubus Apr 21, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Kyle and Stan try to rescue Chef from the clutches of the Succubus that he is going to marry. Meanwhile, Cartman deals with his eye problems and the optometrist he doesn't like. Chef's…
- Episode 4: Jakovasaurs Jun 16, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 6.4 The boys discover a live prehistoric Jakovasaur while camping on Stark's Pond. The government and the citizens of South Park are interested in trying to help keep this endangered species…
- Episode 5: Tweek vs. Craig Jun 23, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't…
- Episode 6: Sexual Harassment Panda Jul 7, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Sexual Harassment Panda visits Mr. Garrison's class. Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment and Kyle's dad is getting rich. The boys go in search of "Sexual Harassment Panda" to stop the…
- Episode 7: Cat Orgy Jul 14, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's…
- Episode 8: Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Jul 21, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Stan's parents bring him to Mr. Mackey's party, but he gets sent down to the basement to be with the lame kids. Kyle and Stan's fathers experiment with their homosexual tendencies. The ATF…
- Episode 9: Jewbilee Jul 28, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Kyle invites Kenny to join him at Jewbilee, a Boy Scout-like gathering for Jewish kids. His parents are going to attend Mr. Mackey's party. At camp, Ike is sent to join the little group…
- Episode 10: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Oct 27, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders…
- Episode 11: Chinpokomon Nov 3, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 The kids of South Park discover Chinpokomon, Japan's #1 cool toy to own! Wanting to avoid being losers, they persuade their parents to buy them the toys only to discover that the…
- Episode 12: Hooked on Monkey Fonics Nov 10, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Mrs. Cartman is about to give Eric a present. Of course Eric is hoping it will be some kind of toy, but it ends up being Hooked On Monkey Phonics to help him win the big South Park Annual…
- Episode 13: Starvin' Marvin in Space Nov 17, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Starvin' Marvin finds an alien ship and begins searching out a new home for his people. The government interrogates the boys to find out about Marvin and direct them to Sally Struthers…
- Episode 14: The Red Badge of Gayness Nov 24, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a…
- Episode 15: Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Dec 1, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 7.3 Mr. Hankey introduces 10 musical segments highlighting songs the on the CD "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics." The boys and all of the other South Park characters sing their own songs for…
- Episode 16: Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus Dec 29, 1999 · 23m · TMDB 8.1 Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair…
- Episode 17: World Wide Recorder Concert Jan 12, 2000 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 The children of South Park are practicing "My Country 'Tis of Thee" for the "4 Million Child Blow," sponsored by Yoko Ono. Mr. Garrison doesn't want to go because his father still lives…