Episode guide
South Park: Season 13
14 episodes · premiered Mar 11, 2009
Join Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle as they save the economy, the whales, and a bunch of dead celebrities all while discovering the joys of Fish Sticks. For them, it's all part of growing up in South Park
- Episode 1: The Ring Mar 11, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed…
- Episode 2: The Coon Mar 18, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 “The Coon” rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante who wipes out crime in the town of South Park. A rival superhero appears on the scene in the form of “Mysterion” and…
- Episode 3: Margaritaville Mar 25, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate financial state everyone finds themselves in. The town gets behind him and everyone starts to live a life that no longer depends on…
- Episode 4: Eat, Pray, Queef Apr 1, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 6.5 Someone played an April Fools joke on the boys and it didn't go over well. Butters is incapacitated, Cartman is furious and the rest of the boys are afraid someone might do it again.
- Episode 5: Fishsticks Apr 8, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys…
- Episode 6: Pinewood Derby Apr 15, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
- Episode 7: Fatbeard Apr 22, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
- Episode 8: Dead Celebrities Oct 7, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.
- Episode 9: Butters' Bottom Bitch Oct 14, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the…
- Episode 10: W.T.F. Oct 21, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out the kind of wrestling they teach at school is not the same thing they saw…
- Episode 11: Whale Whores Oct 28, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and…
- Episode 12: The F Word Nov 4, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They thrown down the F word and the game is on.
- Episode 13: Dances With Smurfs Nov 11, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President…
- Episode 14: Pee Nov 18, 2009 · 23m · TMDB 7.3 Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boys' fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman…