Episode guide
South Park: Season 8
14 episodes · premiered Mar 17, 2004
Join Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny as they witness the girls’ celebrity-worship of ditzy, rich, sex-tape-making socialites and take part in an awesome anime battle with Professor Chaos. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park!
- Episode 1: Good Times with Weapons Mar 17, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.9 South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor…
- Episode 2: Up the Down Steroid Mar 24, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.3 Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the…
- Episode 3: The Passion of the Jew Mar 31, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.5 Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out…
- Episode 4: You Got F'd in the A Apr 7, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help…
- Episode 5: AWESOM-O Apr 14, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.7 Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is…
- Episode 6: The Jeffersons Apr 21, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him…
- Episode 7: Goobacks Apr 28, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the…
- Episode 8: Douche and Turd Oct 27, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.1 When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince…
- Episode 9: Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Nov 3, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power…
- Episode 10: Pre-School Nov 10, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group…
- Episode 11: Quest for Ratings Nov 17, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.1 The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.
- Episode 12: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Dec 1, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and…
- Episode 13: Cartman's Incredible Gift Dec 8, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and…
- Episode 14: Woodland Critter Christmas Dec 15, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 8.7 Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a…