Episode guide
South Park: Season 1
13 episodes · premiered Aug 13, 1997
This is the season that started it all! Join Stan, Kyle Cartman and Kenny as these four animated tykes take on the supernatural, the extraordinary and the insane. For them, it’s all part of growing up in South Park.
- Episode 1: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Aug 13, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try…
- Episode 2: Volcano Aug 20, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 The boys get together with Stan's Uncle Jimbo and Jimbo's war-buddy Ned for a hunting trip in the nearby mountains. After Cartman's mom makes sure her "little" boy is safe and sound (much…
- Episode 3: Weight Gain 4000 Aug 27, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 Mr. Garrison starts the day off with a special announcement; one of South Park's own has won a national essay contest. Everyone is shocked to learn that the winner is Cartman, who doesn't…
- Episode 4: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Sep 3, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Stan's got a new dog named Sparky. Stan proclaims his pet to be the toughest dog on the mountain. Though while Stan thinks his dog is ready for fighting, Sparky proceeds to hump Sylvester…
- Episode 5: An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Sep 10, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 Stan notices a new addition in their bus stop crew, an elephant standing alongside Kyle. At school, class lessons for the day involve genetic engineering (conveniently enough). Kyle…
- Episode 6: Death Sep 17, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 "Happy Birthday" to Stan's Grandpa Marsh who just turned 102. How does the wizened Mr. Marsh feel about his birthday? He sums it up in five words; "I wish I were dead" and proceeds trying…
- Episode 7: Pinkeye Oct 29, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 The first Halloween episode starts off with the failure of the Mir Space Station, which crashes right on Kenny. An ambulance comes and takes his body off to the morgue. The boys start to…
- Episode 8: Starvin' Marvin Nov 19, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 The four boys are at Cartman's house watching the "Terrance & Philip Thanksgiving Special" on television. During a break from the show, a Sally Struthers commercial convinces the boys that…
- Episode 9: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Dec 17, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 South Park Elementary is on stage rehearsing for the schools play. Kyle begins to sing a song about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Of course, no one has any idea what the heck he's singing…
- Episode 10: Damien Feb 4, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he is Damien, the son…
- Episode 11: Tom's Rhinoplasty Feb 11, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
- Episode 12: Mecha-Streisand Feb 18, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle's discovery at an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to the rescue…
- Episode 13: Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Feb 25, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 8.4 Cartman needs to find out who his father is but his mom is no help. Learning that his father could be one of the many people that his mom had "relations" with during an annual party called…