Episode guide
H: Season 3
20 episodes · premiered Dec 9, 2000
Fresh shenanigans beset the hospital as the motley crew barely manages to balance personal drama with professional duty.
- Episode 1: The Babysitter Dec 9, 2000 · 26m To watch a football match, Sabri and Jamel accept a babysitting gig — and wind up losing the baby. Aymé tries to seduce a nurse through hypnosis.
- Episode 2: A Question of Paternity Dec 16, 2000 · 25m Charlotte's arrival infuriates Clara and delights Aymé, who doesn't know she's Strauss' daughter. Jamel attends an AA meeting to flirt with Marianne.
- Episode 3: Keeping it in the Family Dec 23, 2000 · 26m Aymé is outraged when Sabri starts dating his mother. Jamel helps kidnap Strauss' beloved cow to save it from the slaughterhouse.
- Episode 4: The Ski Trip Jan 6, 2001 · 24m When a famous TV host is hospitalized, Charlotte takes Clara, Aymé and Jamel skiing at his châlet. Strauss and Sabri try to promote their new invention.
- Episode 5: The Noose Jan 13, 2001 · 24m Jamel tries to make Charlotte jealous with other dates and dramatic gestures, but it doesn't go as planned. Aymé helps Strauss settle a shady debt.
- Episode 6: Life Insurance Jan 20, 2001 · 23m Believing it to be the ghost of François Mitterrand, Sabri follows orders from a mysterious voice in the pipes. Strauss fakes his death to escape debt.
- Episode 7: The Wheelchair Jan 27, 2001 · 24m Aymé pretends he's paraplegic to win the affection of a pretty support group volunteer. Jamel wages war against a vending machine that took his money.
- Episode 8: The Gift Feb 3, 2001 · 25m A well-intentioned plan to help Jamel get his mojo back backfires wildly. Clara and Sabri pose for Strauss, who's convinced he's an artistic genius.
- Episode 9: The Kidnap Feb 10, 2001 · 25m Trouble strikes when Jamel, Aymé and Strauss recoup a suitcase of cash from a deceased patient. Sabri slyly trains for an oyster shucking competition.
- Episode 10: Military Service Feb 17, 2001 · 25m After failing to avoid the draft, Sabri and Aymé find themselves faced with mandatory military service… and the consequences of trying to get out of it.
- Episode 11: The Sales Rep Mar 3, 2001 · 29m Jamel tries to help Sabri get his money back from a swindling encyclopedia salesman — only to discover his own knack for scams is quite lucrative.
- Episode 12: The Apartment Mar 10, 2001 · 25m Aymé gets a tattoo to impress Charlotte but attracts someone else's eye instead. Jamel reveals himself to be a solid stand-in for Sabri's lost dog.
- Episode 13: The Nightclub Mar 24, 2001 · 26m A hip nightclub opens near the hospital, but the bouncer refuses to let a desperate Jamel in. Aymé becomes increasingly paranoid about his weird feet.
- Episode 14: The Uniform Mar 31, 2001 · 24m A costume party takes an unexpected turn when Aymé's cop outfit finds him at a real police station. Sabri just wants someone to notice his new hair.
- Episode 15: The Movie Apr 7, 2001 · 27m Overwhelmed with debt, Strauss hits his breaking point — and makes a new friend. Sabri finally lands a leading role, oblivious to the movie's genre.
- Episode 16: The Collection Apr 14, 2001 · 28m As Sabri, Jamel and Aymé go to extreme lengths to keep the porno from airing, Strauss hunts for one last card to complete his Pokémon collection.
- Episode 17: The Road Trip Apr 21, 2001 · 33m When the hospital director asks Aymé to drive his Jaguar to Nice, Strauss invites himself along. Sabri tricks Jamel into thinking he has a girlfriend.
- Episode 18: The Novelist Apr 28, 2001 · 25m After passing off a patient's manuscript as his own to impress Charlotte, Jamel finds himself in too deep. Aymé's in denial about his latest conquest.
- Episode 19: Acting President May 5, 2001 · 24m When a presidential candidate falls into a coma, Sabri — his exact lookalike — replaces him and wins the election, becoming leader of the Republic.
- Episode 20: The Godfather May 12, 2001 · 27m Aymé's attempts to dump his girlfriend are thwarted when he learns she's the daughter of a dangerous mafia leader, who Sabri also happens to work for.