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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

  • Movie
  • 2008
  • PG-13
  • 1h 40m

Directed by Steve Miner

6.2

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6.2 out of 10 from 296 votes

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Overview

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Cast and crew

  • Jessica Simpson

    Jessica SimpsonPrivate Megan Valentine

  • Vivica A. Fox

    Vivica A. FoxSergeant Louisa Morely

  • Steve Guttenberg

    Steve GuttenbergSidney Green

  • Aimee Garcia

    Aimee GarciaPrivate Vicky Castillo

  • Olesya Rulin

    Olesya RulinPrivate Petrovich

  • Keiko Agena

    Keiko AgenaPrivate Hailey Hamamori

  • Jill Marie Jones

    Jill Marie JonesPrivate Connie Johnson

  • Ryan Sypek

    Ryan SypekSergeant Mills Evans

  • Cheri Oteri

    Cheri OteriPrivate Jeter

  • Gary Grubbs

    Gary GrubbsCaptain Greer

  • Bryce Johnson

    Bryce JohnsonDerek O'Grady

  • Floriana TullioCamille

  • Katie ChonacasAmber

  • Andy Milonakis

    Andy MilonakisJoe Kidd

  • Jennifer FinleyDolores

  • Katherine OwensStylist

  • Kurt Fuller

    Kurt FullerCousin Barry

  • James Harlon Palmer

    James Harlon PalmerJunior Agent (uncredited)

Director
Steve Miner
Writer
April Blair and Kelly Bowen
Music
Dennis Smith
Cinematography
Patrick Cady