Episode guide
Unhappily Ever After: Season 5
22 episodes · premiered Sep 13, 1998
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- Episode 1: X-Happily Ever After Sep 13, 1998 · 30m Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.
- Episode 2: Feline Alright Sep 20, 1998 · 30m Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.
- Episode 3: Basketball... Again? Sep 27, 1998 · 30m After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.
- Episode 4: A Movie Show Oct 4, 1998 · 30m Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.
- Episode 5: Love Letters Oct 11, 1998 · 30m Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.
- Episode 6: I Know What You Did in the Closet Oct 25, 1998 · 30m After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross…
- Episode 7: Ross' IQ Nov 1, 1998 · 30m Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.
- Episode 8: The Fencing Show Nov 8, 1998 · 30m Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.
- Episode 9: Smart and Stupid Nov 15, 1998 · 30m To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.
- Episode 10: The Silver Rule Nov 22, 1998 · 30m Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.
- Episode 11: Secrets Dec 13, 1998 · 30m Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.
- Episode 12: Royal Flush Jan 10, 1999 · 30m Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.
- Episode 13: Taffy's Boy Jan 17, 1999 · 30m A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.
- Episode 14: Tiffany's Big Break Jan 24, 1999 · 30m
- Episode 15: I Never Dunked for My Father Feb 7, 1999 · 30m Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the…
- Episode 16: Sex & Violins Feb 14, 1999 · 30m While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't…
- Episode 17: Tiffany Burger Feb 21, 1999 · 30m Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.
- Episode 18: The Perfect Guy Feb 28, 1999 · 30m While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.
- Episode 19: Date to Win May 2, 1999 · 30m Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.
- Episode 20: The Artist and the Con Artist May 9, 1999 · 30m Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.
- Episode 21: Tiffany Tutors the Teachers May 16, 1999 · 30m When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard…
- Episode 22: Le Morte D'Floppy May 23, 1999 · 30m In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to…