Episode guide
The Conners: Season 5
22 episodes · premiered Sep 21, 2022
New beginnings and unexpected challenges arise. Darlene and Ben, along with Jackie and Neville, embark on joint honeymoons, leading to comedic mishaps. The family navigates evolving relationships, career changes, and the ever-present trials of daily life in Lanford.
- Episode 1: Double Honeymoon and Seeing Double Sep 21, 2022 · 22m In an effort to save money, Darlene and Ben join Jackie and Neville on a joint honeymoon, where the newlyweds’ cost-saving measures contribute to a tension-filled getaway. Dan, Becky…
- Episode 2: Scenes From Two Marriages: The Parrot Doth Protest Too Much Sep 28, 2022 · 22m Jackie moves in with Neville and discovers that being newlyweds produces new problems when Neville shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office. Meanwhile, Darlene…
- Episode 3: Driving, Dating and Deceit Oct 5, 2022 · 22m Mark is anxious to get his driver’s license when a job opportunity presents itself across town. Darlene attempts to teach him to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for…
- Episode 4: Parent Traps and Heart Attacks Oct 12, 2022 · 22m When a relative passes away unexpectedly, the family must debate about who should gain custody of a jaded nephew, who is just shy of his 18th birthday.
- Episode 5: A Little Weed and a Bad Seed Oct 19, 2022 · 22m Problems arise on Beverly Rose’s first day of kindergarten, and Becky and Darlene have a disagreement that leads to further turmoil. Elsewhere, Harris advises an unusual solution for Dan’s…
- Episode 6: Book Bans and Guillotine Hands Oct 26, 2022 · 22m It’s Halloween at the Conners, and Dan encourages the family to decorate the house. When everyone is feeling too busy and overwhelmed to help, Becky tries to take matters into her own…
- Episode 7: Take This Job and Shove It Twice Nov 2, 2022 · 22m Darlene receives a promotion at her company, but she quickly learns the fancy title is not all it’s cracked up to be. Meanwhile, when Louise loses her job at Casita Bonita, an opportunity…
- Episode 8: Of Missing Minds and Missing Fries Nov 16, 2022 · 22m It’s Thanksgiving at the Conners and Jackie must come to terms with her mother, Beverly, becoming ill. Meanwhile, Darlene is on the job hunt which proves to be more difficult than anticipate
- Episode 9: Crumbs and Couch Surfers Nov 30, 2022 · 22m Darlene, Ben, Becky and Beverly Rose move into the new house, where Darlene implements a new set of rules. Meanwhile, Harris welcomes a guest at Dan and Louise’s.
- Episode 10: The Dog Days of Christmas Dec 7, 2022 · 22m Dan meets his in-laws for the first time when Louise's family comes to visit; Darlene helps Becky with a parenting problem.
- Episode 11: Two More Years and a Stolen Rose Jan 11, 2023 · 22m The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie’s high school brings old classmates together. Elsewhere, Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor.
- Episode 12: Stuck in the Middle and Stuck in the Past Jan 18, 2023 · 22m Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky’s boundaries in the house. Elsewhere, Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos.
- Episode 13: New Pipes and Old Secrets Feb 8, 2023 · 23m Darlene has issues with Dan’s plumbing work in her new house. Elsewhere, Jackie tries to find a caregiver for Bev.
- Episode 14: Adding Insult to Injury Feb 15, 2023 · 22m Darlene continues her search for a new job. Elsewhere, Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose.
- Episode 15: Possums, Pregnancy and Patriarchy Feb 22, 2023 · 22m Harris makes a big announcement. Meanwhile, Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities.
- Episode 16: Hiding In and Moving Out Mar 1, 2023 · 22m Harris takes her anger out on Darlene. Elsewhere, Dan and Louise spend an entire day in bed together.
- Episode 17: The Contra Hearings and the Midnight Gambler Mar 8, 2023 · 22m Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra. Elsewhere, Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box.
- Episode 18: Road Trip and Guilt Trip Mar 15, 2023 · 22m Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma. Meanwhile, Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben.
- Episode 19: Text Thread and the Marital Bed Apr 5, 2023 · 22m Louise gets into a feud with Becky after accidentally sending a rude message in the family text thread. Meanwhile, Darlene tries to spice up her sex life with Ben.
- Episode 20: What's So Funny About Peas, Love and Understanding? Apr 19, 2023 · 22m Darlene figures out a new plan to afford Mark's college tuition. Meanwhile, Jackie and Louise try to help Becky meet a new guy.
- Episode 21: Dating, Drinking and Grifter Logic Apr 26, 2023 · 22m Neville confronts Jackie about loaning Dan money. Darlene attempts to play matchmaker for Mark.
- Episode 22: The Grad Finale May 3, 2023 · 23m As Mark’s graduation approaches, he considers his relationship with his father. Meanwhile, Louise plans a big graduation ceremony at the Lunch Box.