Episode guide
ted: Season 2
8 episodes · premiered Mar 5, 2026
It's 1994, and senior year of high school is underway for Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear and his best friend, likable but awkward John Bennett. Together they live in a working-class Boston home with John's parents (Matty and Susan) and cousin (Blaire).
- Episode 1: Talk Dirty to Me Mar 5, 2026 · 34m · TMDB 8.0 John and Ted use the school's phone to call a phone-sex hotline, leading to an investigation.
- Episode 2: Mrs. Robicheck Mar 5, 2026 · 34m Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
- Episode 3: Dungeons & Dealers Mar 5, 2026 · 31m John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
- Episode 4: The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com Mar 5, 2026 · 37m Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.
- Episode 5: The Sword in the Stoned Mar 5, 2026 · 33m John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
- Episode 6: Roe v. Weed Mar 5, 2026 · 32m Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
- Episode 7: Susan Is the New Black Mar 5, 2026 · 33m Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
- Episode 8: Fraudcast News Mar 5, 2026 · 33m John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.