Episode guide
Squidbillies: Season 3
20 episodes · premiered Jan 20, 2008
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- Episode 1: Webnecks Jan 20, 2008 · 11m Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
- Episode 2: Beast Implants Jan 27, 2008 · 11m Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
- Episode 3: Tween Steam Feb 3, 2008 · 11m Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
- Episode 4: Wing Nut Feb 10, 2008 · 11m After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
- Episode 5: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation" Feb 17, 2008 · 11m Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
- Episode 6: Earth Worst Feb 24, 2008 · 11m After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
- Episode 7: The Good One Mar 2, 2008 · 11m Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
- Episode 8: Sharif Mar 9, 2008 · 11m Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
- Episode 9: Condition: Demolition! Mar 16, 2008 · 11m Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
- Episode 10: The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma Mar 23, 2008 · 11m After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
- Episode 11: The Unbearable Heatness of Fire Apr 6, 2008 · 11m After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
- Episode 12: Tuscaloosa Dumpling Apr 13, 2008 · 11m Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
- Episode 13: Armageddon It On! Apr 20, 2008 · 11m The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
- Episode 14: Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen Apr 27, 2008 · 11m A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
- Episode 15: Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby May 4, 2008 · 11m When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
- Episode 16: An Officer and a Dental Dam May 11, 2008 · 11m After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
- Episode 17: The Okaleechee Dam Jam May 18, 2008 · 11m When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
- Episode 18: Pile M for Murder May 25, 2008 · 11m Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
- Episode 19: Mud Days and Cornfused Jun 1, 2008 · 11m During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
- Episode 20: Krystal, Light Jun 8, 2008 · 11m Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.