Episode guide
Seinfeld: Season 9
24 episodes · premiered Sep 25, 1997
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- Episode 1: The Butter Shave Sep 25, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 7.8 Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their…
- Episode 2: The Voice Oct 2, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 Kramer hires an assistant; George's boss tries to force him out; Elaine bets Jerry she won't get back with her latest ex.
- Episode 3: The Serenity Now Oct 9, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 8.5 George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
- Episode 4: The Blood Oct 16, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 Kramer stores his own blood to avoid a blood-bank fee; George tries to combine his two passions, sex and food; Elaine's plan to show responsibility backfires; Jerry trains with fitness…
- Episode 5: The Junk Mail Oct 30, 1997 · 23m Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
- Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show Nov 6, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent…
- Episode 7: The Slicer Nov 13, 1997 · 23m George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
- Episode 8: The Betrayal Nov 20, 1997 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
- Episode 9: The Apology Dec 11, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 7.6 Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
- Episode 10: The Strike Dec 18, 1997 · 22m · TMDB 8.0 Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
- Episode 11: The Dealership Jan 8, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
- Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole Jan 15, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 7.9 Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
- Episode 13: The Cartoon Jan 29, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
- Episode 14: The Strong Box Feb 5, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
- Episode 15: The Wizard Feb 26, 1998 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Jerry buys his father an electric organizer; Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an…
- Episode 16: The Burning Mar 19, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 7.9 Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
- Episode 17: The Bookstore Apr 9, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 7.9 A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to…
- Episode 18: The Frogger Apr 23, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the…
- Episode 19: The Maid Apr 30, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 7.9 Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
- Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day May 7, 1998 · 22m · TMDB 7.8 Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of…
- Episode 21: The Chronicle (1) May 14, 1998 · 22m Jerry, Elaine, George & Kramer plan to go to a movie, but Jerry takes out a little time to look at nine years of memories.
- Episode 22: The Chronicle (2) May 14, 1998 · 21m More memories and bloopers.
- Episode 23: The Finale (1) May 14, 1998 · 28m · TMDB 7.6 The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
- Episode 24: The Finale (2) May 14, 1998 · 28m Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."