Episode guide
Melissa & Joey: Season 3
37 episodes · premiered May 29, 2013
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- Episode 1: Works for Me May 29, 2013 · 22m Mel tries to convince Joe of his importance to her and the family after she learns that he has been looking for another job.
- Episode 2: Toxic Parents Jun 5, 2013 · 22m Melissa and Joe are both happy in their new relationships, until they discover they are dating a divorced couple. Meanwhile, Lennox decides to get a tattoo after her boyfriend Zander…
- Episode 3: Inside Job Jun 12, 2013 · 22m Joe paints Mel into a corner, forcing her to get him a job at City Hall with fellow City Council member Paul. Once there, Joe gets wrapped up in another potential financial scandal…
- Episode 4: Can't Hardly Wait Jun 12, 2013 · 22m Joe dates his chiropractor following a back injury, and he doesn't want to rush their new romance. Elsewhere, Ryder and Zander team up to work on a graphic novel, but the project hits a…
- Episode 5: Oh Brother Jun 19, 2013 · 22m Mel's childhood friend, Austin, moves back to Toledo, and he and Mel quickly take their old friendship to a new level. But Joe starts to think that Mel and Austin may in fact be related…
- Episode 6: The Truth Hurts Jun 26, 2013 · 22m Joe accidentally injures Mel's boyfriend, Austin, during a competitive game of pool. Mel accuses Joe of doing it on purpose to ruin her romantic weekend getaway. Meanwhile, Joe invites a…
- Episode 7: The Unkindest Cut Jul 10, 2013 · 22m Mel is taken aback when she finds out that Austin may not share her vision of their future and is resolute in his belief he never wants children. Meanwhile, Joe's new girlfriend is only…
- Episode 8: The Unfriending Jul 17, 2013 · 22m After Joe convinces Mel to dump her needy friend Anita, he secretly starts dating her. Meanwhile, Lennox gets super competitive and becomes determined to beat Zander’s test scores. And…
- Episode 9: Something Happened Jul 24, 2013 · 22m Mel desperately wants to be the cool aunt after she discovers that Lennox has taken her relationship with Zander to the next level, but Joe just wants to kill Zander. Meanwhile, Ryder's…
- Episode 10: Family Feud Jul 31, 2013 · 22m Mel and Joe are invited to co-host a week of “Good Morning Toledo” which Mel thinks will help her earn voters. Their constant bickering on air garners rave reviews with the audience and…
- Episode 11: Fast Times Aug 7, 2013 · 22m When his apartment needs to undergo emergency renovations, Mel invites her new boyfriend Noah to temporarily move in with her, accelerating their relationship.
- Episode 12: Bad Influence Aug 14, 2013 · 22m When Joe and Ryder sell Mel's old belongings, they inadvertently sell a very personal item of hers. Desperate to reclaim her property, Mel and Joe turn to crime to get it back. Meanwhile…
- Episode 13: Teach Your Children Aug 21, 2013 · 22m Joe works out an alternative payment plan when he begins dating the mom of one of his students, which unintentionally earns him a reputation among the other mothers in the neighborhood as…
- Episode 14: What Happens in Jersey... (1) Aug 28, 2013 · 22m In failing health, Joe's grandmother Sofia begs him to come visit her one last time for her birthday, and to bring his beautiful wife Tiffany along. Since Joe never got around to telling…
- Episode 15: What Happens in Jersey... (2) Sep 4, 2013 · 22m
- Episode 16: A New Kind of Christmas Dec 11, 2013 · 22m Mel's sister, Meredith (Jaime Pressly), comes home from prison on furlough to celebrate Christmas with the kids and Mel, and seems unruffled by Joe's obvious animosity towards her. Note…
- Episode 17: A Decent Proposal Jan 15, 2014 · 22m Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to give his…
- Episode 18: Independence Day Jan 22, 2014 · 22m Joe rushes home to tell Mel that he has feelings for her after their romantic night together in New Jersey. When he arrives, he's shocked to find Austin has shown up and wants to give his…
- Episode 19: The New Deal Jan 29, 2014 · 22m Mel insists on Joe "courting" her, but soon becomes frustrated at their lack of time together. Desperate to spend time with him, Mel sneaks over to his new digs, where he works as a…
- Episode 20: Feel the Burn Feb 5, 2014 · 22m Mel joins an exercise boot camp to lose weight before an eight-course meal; Joe clashes with a celebrity chef; Lennox and Zander try to sell their Internet series.
- Episode 21: Plus One Feb 12, 2014 · 22m Mel takes Joe to a work dinner. Upon meeting the press, Joe starts to spout his—and Mel’s—opinions on issues, which garners Mel bad press. Meanwhile, Ryder musters up the courage to ask…
- Episode 22: House Broken Feb 26, 2014 · 22m Mel adopts a dog despite knowing that Joe doesn't want one, then feels ignored when he forms a bond with the pooch; Ryder spends time with Stella's daughter.
- Episode 23: Couples Therapy Mar 5, 2014 · 22m Mel gets a reluctant Joe to agree to couple’s therapy to work on their constant arguing. But she’s completely caught off guard when the therapist turns out to be Joe’s ex-girlfriend…
- Episode 24: To Tell the Truth Mar 12, 2014 · 22m Mel and Joe have a fun game night with married couple Nate and Gillian, whom they hope to remain good friends with. But then Nate tells Joey a big secret…that Joe in turn tells Mel…who…
- Episode 25: My Roof, My Rules Mar 19, 2014 · 22m Lennox moves out after Mel forbids her from dating her teaching assistant; Ryder is stuck at the Canadian border when he can't find his passport.
- Episode 26: Chaperones Mar 26, 2014 · 22m Mel and Joe serve as chaperones at Ryder's school dance, then get kicked out of the event; Ryder changes his mind about breaking up with Stella.
- Episode 27: I'll Cut You Apr 2, 2014 · 22m Mel is completely on Joe’s side when he’s involved in a hit and run, until she discovers the other driver is her beloved hairdresser Calista. Meanwhile, Ryder tries to win Stella back with…
- Episode 28: Catch & Release Apr 9, 2014 · 22m Joe gets into hot water when he tries to help a recently divorced friend get back into the dating game; Zander's decision to move in with two female coeds does not sit well with Lennox.
- Episode 29: Born to Run Apr 16, 2014 · 22m Mel's wild father sends out an inappropriate photograph that could harm her run for the state senate; Ryder tries to come up with a winning idea for a business club.
- Episode 30: More Than Roommates Apr 23, 2014 · 22m Mel wants to get rid of the ugly chair that Joe inherited from his late grandmother; Ryder pretends to be a college student to get close to one of Zander's roommates.
- Episode 31: Accidents Will Happen Apr 30, 2014 · 22m Mel gets surprising news from her doctor, but is not sure if the timing is right to share it with Joe; Ryder forms a study group with an attractive student and the class genius.
- Episode 32: Right Time, Right Place May 7, 2014 · 22m Mel has everything she needs for the perfect wedding after a close friend unexpectedly calls off her nuptials; Lennox helps Ryder construct an untruthful resume.
- Episode 33: Don't Look Back in Anger May 14, 2014 · 22m Mel and Joe recall the years they have spent together as they try to convince a counselor that they have the perfect relationship.
- Episode 34: Uninvited May 28, 2014 · 22m Mel is less than thrilled when Joe’s mom drops by, but it’s Joe who hits the roof when his estranged brother Tony turns up unannounced. Meanwhile, Lennox insists on helping Ryder get into…
- Episode 35: You're the One That I Want Jun 4, 2014 · 22m It’s Mel and Joe’s wedding weekend, but things aren’t running as smoothly as they’d hoped. Before they can even make it down the aisle, Joe sees her in her dress, prompting Mel to trash it…
- Episode 36: Maybe I'm Amazed Jun 11, 2014 · 22m Joe is forced to make a quick decision when Mel drops a bombshell on him during their wedding; Lennox is caught between Marco and Zander; Ryder tries to find the perfect time to reveal…
- Episode 37: At Last Jun 18, 2014 · 22m Mel considers breaking things off with Joe after he invites his family to move into the house; Zander attempts to win Lennox back from Marco; an online course earns Ryder an unusual…