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How I Met Your Mother: Season 3

Poster for How I Met Your Mother Season 3

20 episodes · premiered Sep 24, 2007

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

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  1. Episode 1: Wait for It Sep 24, 2007 · 21m · TMDB 7.7 Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
  2. Episode 2: We're Not from Here Oct 1, 2007 · 21m · TMDB 7.2 Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
  3. Episode 3: Third Wheel Oct 8, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 7.3 Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
  4. Episode 4: Little Boys Oct 15, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 7.3 Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
  5. Episode 5: How I Met Everyone Else Oct 22, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
  6. Episode 6: I'm Not That Guy Oct 29, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows…
  7. Episode 7: Dowisetrepla Nov 5, 2007 · 21m · TMDB 7.6 Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
  8. Episode 8: Spoiler Alert Nov 12, 2007 · 21m · TMDB 8.1 Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
  9. Episode 9: Slapsgiving Nov 19, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
  10. Episode 10: The Yips Nov 26, 2007 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
  11. Episode 11: The Platinum Rule Dec 10, 2007 · 21m · TMDB 7.8 Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
  12. Episode 12: No Tomorrow Mar 17, 2008 · 21m · TMDB 7.5 Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
  13. Episode 13: Ten Sessions Mar 24, 2008 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
  14. Episode 14: The Bracket Mar 31, 2008 · 21m · TMDB 7.9 Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
  15. Episode 15: The Chain of Screaming Apr 14, 2008 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
  16. Episode 16: Sandcastles in the Sand Apr 21, 2008 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
  17. Episode 17: The Goat Apr 28, 2008 · 23m · TMDB 7.6 Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
  18. Episode 18: Rebound Bro May 5, 2008 · 21m · TMDB 7.6 Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
  19. Episode 19: Everything Must Go May 12, 2008 · 21m · TMDB 7.2 When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
  20. Episode 20: Miracles May 19, 2008 · 23m · TMDB 7.9 Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.