Episode guide
George Lopez: Season 5
22 episodes · premiered Oct 5, 2005
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- Episode 1: George Gets a Pain in the Ash Oct 5, 2005 · 22m Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
- Episode 2: You Dropped a Mom on Me Oct 5, 2005 · 21m Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay.
- Episode 3: George's Dog Days of Bummer Oct 12, 2005 · 22m George wants to get a companion for his depressed mother, but when a rowdy biker (guest star Duane "Dog" Chapman) refuses to give up the stray dog George's mom has grown to love, George…
- Episode 4: George Drives the Batmobile Oct 19, 2005 · 22m Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town just to get her out of the house. So, when George picks Benny and her…
- Episode 5: Trick or Treat Me Right Oct 26, 2005 · 22m George and Angie's practical jokes are funnier and scarier than ever as Halloween approaches, but as Benny's abusive comments and behavior grow worse, George finds it impossible to laugh…
- Episode 6: George Takes a Sentimental Ernie Nov 2, 2005 · 22m George still refuses to return home until his mother leaves, but when he realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
- Episode 7: George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial Nov 9, 2005 · 22m A traumatic event at Max's school has George taking him to see a counselor, played by guest star Richard Lewis.
- Episode 8: George Tries to Write a Wrong Nov 16, 2005 · 22m George uncovers some secrets that were better left unrevealed when he sneaks a peek at a ten-year-old unopened letter from Angie.
- Episode 9: George Discovers Benny's Sili-Con Job Nov 30, 2005 · 22m George's wisecracks about Benny's age finally get to her, so she decides to enhance her chest to create a youthful appearance.
- Episode 10: George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage Dec 7, 2005 · 22m George and Angie compete to see who does more work in their marriage and at home.
- Episode 11: George is Being Elfish and Christ-misses His Family Dec 14, 2005 · 22m George ends up spending Christmas all by himself after he gets caught telling a lie to get out of spending the holiday with Angie's family.
- Episode 12: George Enrolls Like That Jan 25, 2006 · 21m When George finds out that Max is skipping school, he tries to be a role model by going to college, but no one takes him seriously.
- Episode 13: George Keeps Truant to Himself Feb 1, 2006 · 22m When things get tough for George, he drops out of school. He tries to keep it a secret from his wife and kids but his professor drops by for an uninvited visit.
- Episode 14: The Kidney Stays in the Picture Feb 8, 2006 · 22m Max starts to wet the bed and George makes fun of him, but when this keeps happening, Vic thinks that Max may be sexually active. So they take Max to the doctor to find out that Max's…
- Episode 15: A Funeral Brings George to His Niece Feb 15, 2006 · 22m George gets money signs in his eyes when he finds out that he is named trustee of his niece's multi-million dollar inheritance.
- Episode 16: George Gets Caught in a Powers Play Feb 22, 2006 · 22m George tries to teach his niece the meaning of a dollar by making her work at the factory.
- Episode 17: George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Mar 1, 2006 · 22m Angie's brother, Ray, comes around when he find out that his daughter, Veronica, is going to inherit the family inheritance. But George is the first to see through Ray's scheme when Ray…
- Episode 18: George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light Mar 15, 2006 · 21m George helps Ernie lose weight before he loses his job.
- Episode 19: George Gets Cross Over Freddie (1) Mar 22, 2006 · 21m George discovers that Max has begun an online romance with a teenage girl from Chicago. When he assumes his son's identity to protect him from what he suspects is an internet predator…
- Episode 20: George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money Mar 29, 2006 · 22m "100th Episode" George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's rich clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
- Episode 21: George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits Apr 5, 2006 · 22m Benny gets upset when she discovers that George has rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory against her favor. When Angie sides with his mother, George goes drinking…
- Episode 22: It's a Cliffhanger, By George Apr 12, 2006 · 23m "Season Finale"- Everything hangs in the balance for the entire Lopez family: Ernie tells George that the factory is moving to Mexico and they'll both be out of jobs; the police want to…