Episode guide
Family Guy: Season 12
21 episodes · premiered Sep 29, 2013
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- Episode 1: Finders Keepers Sep 29, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.9 Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each…
- Episode 2: Vestigial Peter Oct 6, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.2 After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However…
- Episode 3: Quagmire's Quagmire Nov 3, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.8 Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must…
- Episode 4: A Fistful of Meg Nov 10, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.4 When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.
- Episode 5: Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee Nov 17, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.6 The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.
- Episode 6: Life of Brian Nov 24, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 5.3 Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when…
- Episode 7: Into Harmony's Way Dec 8, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.5 When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions…
- Episode 8: Christmas Guy Dec 15, 2013 · 22m · TMDB 6.9 When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to…
- Episode 9: Peter Problems Jan 5, 2014 · 22m When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.
- Episode 10: Grimm Job Jan 12, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 6.8 From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
- Episode 11: Brian's a Bad Father Jan 26, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 6.3 Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.
- Episode 12: Mom's the Word Mar 9, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 6.1 When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.
- Episode 13: 3 Acts of God Mar 16, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 6.8 Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to…
- Episode 14: Fresh Heir Mar 23, 2014 · 22m Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
- Episode 15: Secondhand Spoke Mar 30, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 7.1 Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter…
- Episode 16: Herpe, the Love Sore Apr 6, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 6.2 Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.
- Episode 17: The Most Interesting Man in the World Apr 13, 2014 · 22m When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a…
- Episode 18: Baby Got Black Apr 27, 2014 · 22m Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.
- Episode 19: Meg Stinks! May 4, 2014 · 22m Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering…
- Episode 20: He's Bla-ack! May 11, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.
- Episode 21: Chap Stewie May 18, 2014 · 22m · TMDB 7.1 When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a "Downton…