Episode guide
Dilbert: Season 2
17 episodes · premiered Nov 2, 1999
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- Episode 1: The Gift Nov 2, 1999 · 22m Dilbert's mother's birthday is coming up, and in search of the perfect gift, he returns to the mall where he was abandoned by his father (voiced by Buck Henry) years ago.
- Episode 2: The Shroud of Wally Nov 9, 1999 · 22m Dilbert has a near-death experience at a gas station, and finds that the afterlife is exactly like the office. Meanwhile, a group listening to a multi-level marketing speech become…
- Episode 3: Art Nov 16, 1999 · 22m Dilbert is assigned to create a digital work of art. The result, the "Blue Duck," ends up appealing to the lowest common denominator of society and destroys the value and popularity of…
- Episode 4: The Trial Nov 23, 1999 · 22m Dilbert is sent to prison after the boss frames him for a fatal traffic accident. Once inside, he applies his knowledge of mathematics and engineering to prison life and takes over his…
- Episode 5: The Dupey Dec 7, 1999 · 22m Dilbert's attempts to design a Furby-style children's toy go horribly awry when the toys gain sentience and mutate into hideous but benevolent creatures that want independence.
- Episode 6: The Security Guard Jan 18, 2000 · 22m After a heated debate, Dilbert and the building's security guard trade jobs to see who can do the other's job better. Dilbert quickly finds himself in over his head when he discovers an…
- Episode 7: The Merger Jan 25, 2000 · 22m The Boss decides that the company needs to merge with another, and chooses a company of brain-sucking extraterrestrials.
- Episode 8: Hunger Feb 1, 2000 · 22m Dilbert tries to end world hunger by creating a new, safe, artificial food, but it tastes so bad that even people dying of starvation refuse to eat it – until his mother gets involved.
- Episode 9: The Off-Site Meeting Feb 8, 2000 · 22m Dilbert's home is chosen as the location for an off-site meeting when a dendrophile sues his company because of their deforestation policies.
- Episode 10: The Assistant Feb 15, 2000 · 22m Dilbert is unwillingly promoted to management and given an assistant, sparking a showdown with the other engineers.
- Episode 11: The Return Feb 22, 2000 · 22m Dilbert tries to buy a computer online but gets the wrong model, leading to an unpleasant surprise when he tries to return it to the company warehouse.
- Episode 12: The Virtual Employee May 30, 2000 · 22m Dilbert and his co-workers find an empty cubicle and start dumping their obsolete computer equipment into it. To keep the marketing department from claiming the cubicle, they hack into the…
- Episode 13: Pregnancy Jun 6, 2000 · 22m Ratbert accidentally sends Dilbert's model rocket into space. When it returns with samples of DNA from aliens, cows, hillbillies, engineers, and robots, it rectally impales Dilbert…
- Episode 14: The Delivery Jun 13, 2000 · 22m Dilbert's pregnancy turns into a media circus as the various "parents" of his baby sue for custody, with Steve Austin presiding over the hearing.
- Episode 15: Company Picnic Jul 11, 2000 · 22m The annual company picnic comes around and so does the softball game between Marketing and Engineering. This episode is based on Romeo and Juliet.
- Episode 16: The Fact Jul 18, 2000 · 22m Dogbert becomes rich and famous by writing a best-selling book about an imaginary disease, 'Chronic Cubicle Syndrome', and Dilbert finds himself saddled with the job of devising a cure.
- Episode 17: Ethics Jul 25, 2000 · 22m After the company employees are forced to take ethical-training classes, Dilbert is put in charge of designing a nationwide Internet voting network. His scruples are put to the test when…