Episode guide
Bob's Burgers: Season 3
23 episodes · premiered Sep 30, 2012
Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tina’s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.
- Episode 1: Ear-sy Rider Sep 30, 2012 · 22m A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.
- Episode 2: Full Bars Oct 7, 2012 · 22m The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize goodies.
- Episode 3: Bob Fires the Kids Nov 4, 2012 · 22m Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a…
- Episode 4: Mutiny on the Windbreaker Nov 11, 2012 · 22m Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky…
- Episode 5: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal Nov 18, 2012 · 22m Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner…
- Episode 6: The Deepening Nov 25, 2012 · 22m Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.
- Episode 7: Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks Dec 2, 2012 · 22m After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".
- Episode 8: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene Dec 9, 2012 · 22m Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.
- Episode 9: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins Dec 16, 2012 · 22m When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a mannequin.
- Episode 10: Mother Daughter Laser Razor Jan 6, 2013 · 22m Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar. With mom…
- Episode 11: Nude Beach Jan 13, 2013 · 22m The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.
- Episode 12: Broadcast Wagstaff School News Jan 27, 2013 · 22m There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bottom" of the situation.
- Episode 13: My Fuzzy Valentine Feb 10, 2013 · 22m When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile, in the…
- Episode 14: Lindapendent Woman Feb 17, 2013 · 22m Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in…
- Episode 15: O.T.: The Outside Toilet Mar 3, 2013 · 22m When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.
- Episode 16: Topsy Mar 10, 2013 · 22m Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an…
- Episode 17: Two for Tina Mar 17, 2013 · 22m Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart
- Episode 18: It Snakes a Village Mar 24, 2013 · 22m The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves…
- Episode 19: Family Fracas Apr 14, 2013 · 22m After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's…
- Episode 20: The Kids Run the Restaurant Apr 21, 2013 · 22m After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and…
- Episode 21: Boyz 4 Now Apr 28, 2013 · 22m While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets…
- Episode 22: Carpe Museum May 5, 2013 · 22m Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind…
- Episode 23: The Unnatural May 12, 2013 · 22m After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love…