Episode guide
Alice: Season 7
23 episodes · premiered Oct 6, 1982
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- Episode 1: Sorry, Wrong Lips Oct 6, 1982 · 30m Debbie Reynolds plays an actress whose torrid memoirs convince Mel he's the one she remembers as the greatest kisser in her life.
- Episode 2: Do You Take . . . ? Oct 13, 1982 · 30m Mel tries to outdo an old buddy who shows up boasting a track record of fast living and sporting a blonde on his arm as proof.
- Episode 3: The Secret of Mel's Diner Oct 20, 1982 · 30m There's gold in them there walls, or so Mel reckons after learning that the eccentric who built his diner left $20,000 stashed in another building.
- Episode 4: Alice at the Palace Oct 27, 1982 · 30m Joel Grey offers his services gratis as the leading man in a musical revue bankrolled by Mel and featuring Alice. Mel, however, has never heard of Grey and gives the role to his bookie.
- Episode 5: Joel Grey Saves the Day Nov 3, 1982 · 30m Joel Grey walks out after producer Mel turns a revue about New York into a desert musical with tunes like ""Two Tootsies from Tucson"" and ""Ramona from Arizona.""
- Episode 6: Alice's Turkey of a Thanksgiving Nov 10, 1982 · 30m Alice's meddlesome mother knocks the stuffing out of her daughter's Thanksgiving dinner.
- Episode 7: Carrie on the Rebound Jan 9, 1983 · 30m Carrie is slow to come out of a depression after a quickie divorce.
- Episode 8: Jolene's Brother Jonas Jan 16, 1983 · 30m Jolene's brother pays a surprise visit, but the surprise is on him, he gets an icy reception from his sister.
- Episode 9: Alice Sees the Light Feb 28, 1983 · 30m Everyone takes with a grain of salt Alice's claim that she saw a UFO.
- Episode 10: Vera the Virtuoso Mar 7, 1983 · 30m Vera, whose cello playing can reduce a virtuoso to tears, is asked to play in a local string quartet.
- Episode 11: Alice Faces the Music Mar 14, 1983 · 30m The waitresses pit their musical knowledge against that of three plumbers on a TV quiz show.
- Episode 12: Tommy, the Jailbird Mar 21, 1983 · 30m Alice fears that freshman Tommy is abusing his new freedom away from home by majoring in extracurricular activities.
- Episode 13: Jolene and the Night Watchman Mar 28, 1983 · 30m Jolene can't bring herself to bruise the tender feelings of a bruiser who saved her life and now considers her his girl.
- Episode 14: Mel's Dream Car Apr 11, 1983 · 30m Mel is stripping his gears over his jazzy new Porsche he purchased for a measly $20.
- Episode 15: Come Back Little Sharples Apr 17, 1983 · 30m Mel has had it up to his keister with the way things are going so he absconds to his apartment for a beer and pizza binge.
- Episode 16: Vera, the Torch Apr 24, 1983 · 30m Vera wishes her landlady the worst for evicting her pets then feels responsible when the old crank's apartment catches on fire.
- Episode 17: The Grass is Always Greener May 1, 1983 · 30m In role reversals, Mel becomes an employee by accepting an executive position with a catering firm, and the waitresses become owners by buying his diner.
- Episode 18: Tommy Fouls Out May 15, 1983 · 30m Afraid that he's lost the ""right stuff,"" Tommy quits the basketball team.
- Episode 19: Vera on the Lam May 22, 1983 · 30m After Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded, Vera owns up to a criminal past and takes it on the lam.
- Episode 20: Mel's Cousin Wendy? May 29, 1983 · 30m To steal a competitor's secret sauce recipe, Mel persuades his cousin to pose as a woman and apply for a job as a Burger Baby.
- Episode 21: Sweet Erasable Mel Jun 5, 1983 · 30m Mel's experiment with a computer goes well until Vera enters a transaction and erases every trace of Mel's financial existance.
- Episode 22: Tommy Hyatt, Business Consultant Jun 12, 1983 · 30m Using Tommy's marketing advice, Mel increases his business but also learns he's heading for bankruptcy.
- Episode 23: Jolene Lets the Cat Out of the Bag Sep 18, 1983 · 30m Jolene's hair is standing on end with a cat burglar prowling her neighborhood.